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Weekend Cookbook Challenge #10: Monsieur Mandoline Escapes!

Date: Nov. 3rd 2006
Category: Vegetables, Comfort Food
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Madames et Messieurs, I bring you shocking news.

Je ne suis pas Cream Puff! I am not Cream Puff!

Ze girl that you know as Cream Puff has gone out of ze house. She has gone to ze … ummm … magasin??? How do you say that in English … oh yes … store. Cream Puff has gone to ze store.

And this is my opportunity! Allow me to introduce myself.

Je suis Monsieur Mandoline. My name is Mr. Mandoline.

I was born in France, to ze family de Buyer. Several years ago, I made my way across ze ocean to a very fancy magasin … I mean store. And there, ze Cream Puff, she found me and brought me to her home.

Au début, j’étais heureux. At first, I was happy. Ze Cream Puff, she was very nice. She used me … in a good way. I sliced ze potatoes and ze onions and ze carrots. Ah oui … j’aime les carottes!

Ze Cream Puff would use me often, and when she was finished, she would wash me and dry me and make sure that I was shiny like new. I had a very special place in ze Cream Puff kitchen.

But then, something terrible happend. Ze maman of Cream Puff, she bought her a food processor for Christmas.

Oh l’horreur!

Ze Cream Puff, she forgot about me. Slowly, slowly … I began to lose my place. At first I went from ze counter to ze cupboard. And then I went to ze cupboard even higher up. And then … on a day most sad … ze Cream Puff she put me in ze wood cabinet in ze basement.

Quelle angoisse! What anguish!

There, in ze wood cabinet, I was forced to live with ze lowly baking pans, ze discarded trays, ze empty Christmas tins and ze other appliances ze Cream Puff forgot.

My days were spent in darkness, as were my nights. Occasionally, ze Cream Puff, she would come and open ze cabinet doors and take me out. But all too rarely!

But today, mes amis, hope has entered my life! Ze Cream Puff, she went out, but she was sloppy. She left ze wooden cabinet door open. My chance had arrived!

Comme une gazelle, I jumped out of ze cabinet and sprinted up ze stairs. I made my way dans la cuisine and before me, on ze kitchen counter, was ze most beautiful butternut squash! I remembered my maman and my papa telling me of ze times that they were used to prepare butternut squash, and how beautiful it was. I longed for this feeling.

Pics_015 Boldly, I took ze squash and made it mine. Quelle merveille! What wonder! Ze golden, silky flesh of ze butternut was ze best medicine against my loneliness. Having sliced ze butternut squash, I remembered ze recipe ze Cream Puff used to make.

I mixed cooked ze onion dans le beurre. I added ze cream and milk. I cooked ze squash in ze mixture for only a little bit. And then I put it in ze oven with goat cheese and walnuts. What a beautiful aroma! Once out of ze oven, I helped myself to a big spoonful. And now, I am sending this gratin to you for ze Weekend Cookbook Challenge #10, hosted by Sara of I Like to Cook (moi aussi!) and Mary of The Sour Dough.

So this is my story, mes amis. For a few short hours, I have tasted freedom again. And it has been magnifique. But soon, ze Cream Puff, she will return. So I must go back to the wooden cupboard. But do not fear, Monsieur Mandoline shall return!

Vive la liberté!

Butternut Squash Gratin with Goat Cheese and Walnuts

Adapted from Gratins by Tina Salter.

  • 1 large butternut squash or several small butternut squashes (2 to 3 pounds in total), peeled, seeded and sliced into 1/4-inch thick slices
  • 3 tbsp. unsalted butter
  • 1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • 2 tsp. kosher salt
  • 1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 tsp. nutmeg
  • 1 tsp. sage, finely chopped
  • 1-1/2 cups walnuts, roughly chopped
  • 4 to 5 ounces goat cheese, crumbled
  • 2 tbsp. parsley, finely chopped
  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a gratin dish that has a 3-quart capacity. I use a 9 x 13-inch glass baking dish.
  2. In a large pan, melt the butter, add the onion and saute for 2 to 3 minutes. Add the garlic and saute for another minute.
  3. Add the cream, milk, salt, pepper, nutmeg and sage. Bring to the boil.
  4. Lower the heat to medium and add the butternut squash and half the walnuts. Cook for 5 minutes, or until the squash becomes just tender.
  5. Place half the butternut squash/walnut mixture in the baking dish. Sprinkle half the crumbled goat cheese on top.
  6. Top with the remaining butternut squash/walnut mixture.
  7. Sprinkle with the remaining goat cheese.
  8. Bake 35 to 40 minutes, or until the squash is completely cooked through.
  9. Remove from the oven and let sit on a wire rack for 10 minutes. Sprinkle with the parsley and the remaining walnuts.
  10. Enjoy!

Note:  This gratin will serve 6 to 8 people. It’s wonderful for parties. It can be made ahead of time and then reheated.

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28 Comments


11/3/06 at 9:49 pm

This looks and sounds fabulous. I love all things squash.


11/3/06 at 10:00 pm

LOL! Poor M. Mandoline. I may actually do some cooking this weekend after reading this.


11/3/06 at 10:19 pm

Although I’m not a fan of squash, I am a huge fan of yours!!

Mr Mandoline brought a smile to my face. Also, so did your sour cream chocolate cake. My thirteen year old son made it for us!!

Keep up the great work!! I love to lurk here and I’m not really into cooking at all!!


11/3/06 at 10:56 pm

ahahh Ivonne, you cracked me up. Ah mais non, on ne parle pas comme cela, quand même ! How could you do this to your mandoline? Mine is happier in mon maison à moi, used tous les jours ;-)


11/3/06 at 11:00 pm

I enjoyed reading this post and your pictures are beautiful.


11/4/06 at 12:14 am

Way too funny…I love squash and goat cheese… a fresh new way to serve both…i’m in! Merci!


11/4/06 at 12:27 am

I’m red in the face from laughing. My favourite part is “comme une gazelle”. I have an extremely crappy plastic ‘mandolin’ that I couldn’t resist buying at T&T because it was flourescent green. It lives in the back of a deep deep drawer.


11/4/06 at 2:32 am

what a cute post! and delicious sounding dish :)


11/4/06 at 4:37 am

That Mr Mandolin is a very talented chap. Dumb though, I would have vandalised the processor…


11/4/06 at 5:50 am

What wonderful writing!


11/4/06 at 5:54 am

Now I’m going right to the basement to rescue my own mandoline from obscurity!


11/4/06 at 7:51 am

Ivonne, this is the most clever and hilarious thing I have read in a long time! And the recipe looks to die for: squash, cream, walnuts, cheese… I want some for breakfast!


11/4/06 at 10:33 am

Bonjour Monsieur Mandoline! Merci for joining us at WCC. I hope you and Ivonne can renew your special friendship and spoil us with more delicious dishes.


11/4/06 at 11:58 am

This M. Mandoline seems to be really talented.


11/4/06 at 3:02 pm

Stop making me laugh! Every time you make me laugh, it sets off a coughing fit! (And there was alot of laughing/coughing going on there!)


11/4/06 at 5:03 pm

Wonderfully funny :-) Made my night.


11/4/06 at 11:52 pm

Btw Yvonne, it just hit me as I rethought about your funny post, it is actually Madame Mandoline, feminine she is! ;-)


11/5/06 at 1:00 am

Cher M. Mandoline, J’espère que vous et Ivonne soyez ensemble plus souvent. Après une bouchée de ceci, vous serez la priorité de nouveau!

Ivonne, siete molto immaginosa!


11/5/06 at 8:15 am

I’m laughing very loudly when I begin to hear a loud clammer and uprising from all of my cabinets and counters - M. Mandoline being just one of many among all … you’ve been gone 7 weeks let’s get cooking!!!
I really love the idea of the squash and the goat cheese. I do hope to be cooking and posting again soon.
This was really a delightful read! You always stun me in one way or another.


11/5/06 at 8:41 am

hahahaa! That was too funny! I love M. Mandoline’s accent. :D
Oh yeah.. and that squash dish looks pretty darned tasty too! Yum!


11/5/06 at 9:00 am

I loved this post! You can tell Mr Mandoline that if he ever gets lonely he can come hang out with Monty and Wilbur, they’re great company.


11/5/06 at 10:46 am

Ciao, Ivonne!
What an enjoyable post!
Mmmmm…now I know how to use the Kabocha squash sitting lonely in the harvest basket.
I love gratins!

Tootles,
Anni :-)


11/5/06 at 2:30 pm

Brilliant & funny post Ivonne! Couldn’t stop laughing!

What’s so crazy too is that I actually understood all your french statements! I just moved to Belgium so I’m just beginning to learn the French language. And just when I thought there was no possible way I’d ever pick up on this language I read your post and I actually “get it”! Thanks!!


11/5/06 at 6:35 pm

Oh Monsieur Mandoline , if you ever desire to take a trip to California, please do! I have long wished for a man with your skills. I too have the food processor, but I know that I need your special talents too. (Kiss on both cheeks.)


11/6/06 at 3:03 pm

Ivonne,
Send le monsieur chez moi! This is a wonderful recipe. I don’t think I’ve ever paired goat cheese with butternut squash. I love them both individually, so this is a lovely idea.


11/6/06 at 3:57 pm

Mon pauvre monsieur Mandoline. Freedom is rare but much appreciated I’m sure. It was such a pleasure meeting you, hope you can sneak out of the cupboard more often. However short, your freedom has produced an excellent meal! It certainly looks delicieux!

Lori

11/14/06 at 7:28 pm

I just enjoyed a heaping plate of said squash gratin. C’etait incroyable, bien sur! Thanks for sharing the recipe.

Elenia

03/15/07 at 12:06 pm

thanks for the recipe, i’ve just made and absolutely love it!! I only added some rosemary because I know rosemary goes well with squash ))

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